riosleftsock 10:11 Tue Oct 6
Office under a POO attack
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Came in monday, after a while went out for a smoke with a colleague and after a while I noticed a large turd leaning cheekily up against the back wall of our building.
We back on to a park so I initially dismissed it as an errant dog drop, but my attention was draw more and more to it and I couldn't really pay attention to what my colleague was wittering on about.
Later that morning I realised it was a human SHIT.
It was about 1.5" in diameter and if unfurled would probably top out at over a foot. It was a dark unhealthy brown with no sweetcorn or other undigested solids.
When I mentioned it to the others in the office, they told me that it had been a common occurrence over the last two years.
It was interesting because it was quite neatly (almost artistically) curled up, and I wondered if there was some kind of street art shit scene going on.
It was at Walthamstow Town Hall.
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Alex V
10:12 Tue Oct 6
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If it ever spells out the word misaki you're in trouble.
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Far Cough
10:14 Tue Oct 6
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There was one of these type of things on one London Underground station, a neatly curled out turd lying on the platform every night
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riosleftsock
10:15 Tue Oct 6
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It looked like the number 6, Alex.
Maybe he/she is laying his cables in threes, in which case it could be a devil worshipping poo turd cult.
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riosleftsock
10:16 Tue Oct 6
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Coff, I'd like to think it was the scummy district line, but I think the bakerpoo would be more appropriate
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Alex V
10:16 Tue Oct 6
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>>> Later that morning I realised it was a human SHIT.
I love those 'eureka' moments.
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riosleftsock
10:20 Tue Oct 6
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It was a revelation Alex.
I also found out that the small plastic containers (they look like the old disposable contact lens containers) are actually drug paraphernalia, and the blokes who disappear into the hedges by the sports ground are engaged in "dogging" but none of them have dogs - how funny!
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blazehammer
12:56 Wed Oct 7
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Where's your office based?
We work down tramp alley in Camden so often find a carlessly placed dump on our doorstep.
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worm
12:59 Wed Oct 7
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I'm based in Brixton.
Human poo on the pavement isn't rare in these parts.
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Hermit Road
1:02 Wed Oct 7
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I'd rather get caught having a dump in public than admit I work at Walthamstow Town Hall.
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Eggbert Nobacon
1:04 Wed Oct 7
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Sounds like mysterious urban poo artist Ranksy
or a tramp
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penners28
1:11 Wed Oct 7
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SHIT AND RUN
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Sandon SandIRON
1:13 Wed Oct 7
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I looked out of my office window and saw a middle aged woman squat beside a car and curl one out and then casualy walk away. It was a very surreal moment.
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BRANDED
1:14 Wed Oct 7
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Shit thread
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IsaacHock
1:17 Wed Oct 7
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CABLE Street?
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Sven Roeder
1:38 Wed Oct 7
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I think you should LOG on and tell us what happens next.
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madeeasy
1:49 Wed Oct 7
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Hermit road 1.02
Ag x4
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Kenny Powers
2:10 Wed Oct 7
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Escape in the secret tunnel.
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Fifth Column
2:43 Wed Oct 7
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Rios
I read this thread earlier and had imagined a curled up poo about 10 feet up the wall. I couldn't work out how this could be done.
Then now reading it back again I realise that's not what you meant.
Now THAT would have been impressive.
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paolo
2:44 Wed Oct 7
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Tramps always poo outside, there is always one in an alley where they sleep neat where I work, not a solid one either.
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Russ of the BML
3:25 Wed Oct 7
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paolo 2:44 Wed Oct 7
"Tramps always poo outside"
Yes. You tend to find people that live rough and stink often poo outside.
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